im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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