I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Shame - the story of my life.
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