She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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