By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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