i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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