I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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