Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I did not marry a roomba.
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