I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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