Just mADE A PArabola og urine
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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