Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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