Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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