CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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