The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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