Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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