It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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