They have a pepper shaker for pot.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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