i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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