69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
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I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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