we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
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I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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