He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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