Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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