just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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