I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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