UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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