No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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