That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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