Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
