end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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