She announced her abortion via fbk
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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