Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
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He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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