Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
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I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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