people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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