question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Help me help you realize you are a moron
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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