Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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