I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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