What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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