yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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