wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
In America we eat man semen.
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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