he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
you had me at cake vodka
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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