me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
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At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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