it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
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The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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