we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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