I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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