We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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