Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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