fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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