I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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