if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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