Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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