Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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