well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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