How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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