Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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