I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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