I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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